Family!(?)
Well, as much as people want to know about my family, I'm not gonna tell you...Oh, you WANT to know about my family? OK then...
My Mum (Karen)
My mum is a full-time mother and a part time Shelf
stacker at Asda in South Woodham Ferrers. She likes
Coronation Street and Eastenders as well as Neighbours
and -spit- Home and Away.
My mum was born in Leytonstone in September of 1954 and
was the only girl out of a family of 7 (Yes, she has four
brothers) Mum (And everyone else in the family)
Hates South Woodham Ferrers with passion! This
place is soooo cack it's unbelievable.
My Dad (Sidney)
My Dad is a full-time MOD-PLOD officer. He
is a Chief Inspector in the Ministry of Defence in
Coulport, Scotland. He was born in Borrowash in
Derby in 1956 and was the only boy from a family of 7-1
(He had four sisters!). My Dad is into the Beatles
and all of those other '60's bands along with my
mum. He doesn't want to stay in this place either,
but that's only cos my mum don't like it.
My Sister
(Victoria).
Victoria is one year older than me (19) and is
training to be an insurance broker at a place in South
Woodham Ferrers.
My other sister
(Sarah)
Sarah has left school and is currently working at
Burger King in Chelmsford. She has just sprained
her wrist and has not long come back from the hospital.
For Christmas she got a Pay As You Talk digital
mobile phone which she gets loads of text messages, but
they are mostly for me :-). Here is a pic of Sarah and my
Aunt: -
My OTHER sister (Debra)
Debra is 15 this month (January) and is going
through that stage at the moment...
She fancies this boy at school called Luke Clarke, she
ADORES him and would do anything for him. She says
the only thing wrong with him is the fact that he's a
Jehovah's Witness (NOT that I have anything against
them...), Oh, and his bright green Deodora trainers.
Scamp is her dog, so here's a pic...
My brother (James)
James is nearly 13, but he doesn't act it.
He like Jennifer Anniston (Eurgh!) and Billie!(Worse!)
I think he wants to play for Manchester United when he
grows up, but to be honest, Manchester United are shit,
ARSENAL RULES!!!
My other brother (Michael)
Michael is 10 and is into computers. He has
a Playstation and likes games such as Mortal Kombat and
Street Fighter II. He keeps trying to beat me at
them, but alas, he cannot.
Michael is also a Yo-Yo fanatic, he knows quite a few
moves and can also perform them well.
Michael also has a skateboard which was stolen, so he
brought another one and has given it up for winter
because it's too cold!
My OTHER brother (Alan)
He is the youngest of the Lewis' (Bar the pets)
and he is spoilt rotten! He gets taken everywhere
(Along with Michael and James) and has all the
stuff you wouldn't expect a 14 year old to have. He
swears a lot and given 10 minutes in his natural
environment, I'm sure you'll notice that as well. NO PICTURE AVAILABLE.
My Dog (Scamp)
Scamp is my Dog (Well, My sister Debra's).
He is a Yorkshire Terrier and barks all the time.
You can never tell whether he tries to bite you or lick
you because he is such a scaredy cat he is afraid of
everything. He is about 14 inches long and about 6
inches high. He can run quite fast, but not fast
enough to catch up with me.
Here's a facial pic: -
Last Updated: 1999